I found Madonna in a massage parlor downtown. She stood out because she was the only girl without boobies. She had a big shy smile and it was a huge turn on so I made my mind up rather quickly. Once in the room she took off her shirt and I noticed a huge tattoo on her back. Madonna instantly reminded me of how the Yakuza are portrayed in movies. So she was maybe not shy, maybe she was a bad girl, then the surprise came, I noticed a set of balls sticking to the inside of her leg, for the first time in years I was fooled. I honestly thought she was girl, sure I had a few beers but I can usually tell. This was even better, this meant I could try to get her to make a video with me, and she did! Enjoy Madonna's debut right here on Ladyboy Vice.